arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

The Ironist, Kid Chino, Little Miss Vixen and Cosmo Girl - Atomic County

gnarly-gnat:

imagine every time you had an orgasm you laughed like the pillsbury doughboy

e-xhausted:

too much random dancing huh

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

not-photogenic:

title of my autobiography: sorry